Pricing

No callout fees. No surprises.

The price we quote on WhatsApp or the phone is the price you pay, all in. Below are our standard starting prices — every job is confirmed with a firm number before we move.

ServiceStarting price
Cesspit emptying (up to 4,500L)From £180
Septic tank emptying (up to 4,500L)From £180
Sewage treatment plant emptyingFrom £200
Larger tanks (4,500–9,000L)From £260
Larger tanks (9,000L+)By quote
Emergency callout (same-day)From £220
Portable toilet servicing (per unit)From £35
Welfare unit servicingFrom £55
Construction site toilets (weekly contract, per unit)From £40
Grease trap cleaning (per visit)From £120
Commercial contractsBy quote

What affects the price

  • Tank size. Bigger tanks take longer and use more of the tanker’s capacity. Larger jobs sometimes need a second run.
  • Access. Most jobs reach the tank in under 30 metres of hose. Awkward access — long drives, narrow gates, gravel — adds time.
  • Distance from disposal. Disposal is at Waltham Abbey. Longer runs from coverage edges are reflected in the quote.
  • Out-of-hours. Same-day emergency slots and out-of-hours grease trap servicing are priced individually.

How we quote

Send a photo of the tank cover (or alarm panel) and your postcode on WhatsApp. We come back within the hour with a firm number and an available slot. The number we quote is the number you pay — including disposal and waste transfer paperwork.

See a service you need?

Send us a photo of the cover and your postcode. Firm price within the hour.

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